RAMfest 2013 – Joburg Line-up, highlights and a stupid joke.

4 Feb

It’s the return of the RAM!Ram-JHB-low-res

Yes kids, RAMfest (Real Alternative Music Festival) returns to Riversands Farm (near Fourways, Johannesburg) on 15 & 16 March 2013. I say this to you, thinking that you are a dumbass if you don’t already know it.

What you might very well not have noticed yet, is the line-up for the event. This is wrong, coz you really, really need to see it… and hate February, as well as March1-14 for standing between now and then.

This year the Joburg leg of the festival is spread over two days, with 3 stages. As usual I don’t really care about the electronic stage, but my friends that are into that type of shit all seem to agree that even that line-up is awesome.

Of the many bands, it’s obvious that the big ones will stand out. Van Coke Kartel, Jack Parow, Rise Against, Bring me The Horizon , Pestroy needs no mention. You know who they are, and that you will want to see them.

Bands I would like to highlight, and that you need to check out, are the following:

  • North of Winter
  • Black  Cat Bones
  • Man As Machine
  • Beast
  • City of Heroes
  • Jet Black Camaro
  • Tailor
  • The Smoking Mojo’s

Here’s the full line-up for all the stages (times may change and all that). Which bands would you like to highlight?north of winter

RED HEART MAIN STAGE : *

: Fri 15 March:
23h15 – Jack Parow
21h30 – Van Coke Kartel (sameswering)
20h30 – Fuzigish
19h30 – The Inspector Cluzo (Fra)
18h30 – Black Cat Bones
17h30 – Man As Machine

: Sat 16 March:
23h00 – RISE AGAINST
21h30 – BRING ME THE HORIZON
20h00 – tbc
18h30 – Pestroy
17h30 – Mind Assault
16h30 – Beast
15h30 – Juggernaught
14h30 – Truth & Its Burden
13h30 – Deity’s Muse
12h30 – The Hammer Of Redemption

OLMECA ELECTRONIC STAGE:*Jack-Parow

:Fri 15 March:
23h00 – I AM NOIZE
22h00 – Double Adapter
21h00 – Das Kapital
20h00 – Prototype
19h00 – Veranda Panda
18h00 – Mr Mon

:Sat 16 March:
23h00 – Reepa
22h00 – Rude One
21h00 – Sibot
19h00 – Pendulum Dj set & Verse
17h30 – Twelv & Thesis
16h00 – Benson
14h30 – NightVision
13h00 – JanuaryOne

BOOM! STAGE: *
This stage will pull you straight out of your hangover, right back into the swing of festivities.

:Fri 15 March:
22h00 – The FrownBeast
21h00 – Freedom For Your Life
20h00 – Planet Joy
19h00 – North Of Winter
18h00 – City Of Heroes

:Sat 16 March:
22h00 – 4am
21h00 – The Stella’s
20h00 – The Action Thrillers
19h00 – Low Profile
18h00 – Hokum
17h00 – Short Straw
16h00 – Jet Black Camaro
15h00 – The Sunday Punchers
14h00 – Asleep In Transit
13h00 – Rambling Bones
12h15 – Tailor
11h30 – Tamara Tree
10h45 – Earl Grey & Croquet
10h00 – The Smoking Mojo’s

 

TICKETS

Even though the camping tickets are all sold out, you can still get 2Day access tickets.:
RAMfest Johannesburg tickets: http://www.ticketbreak.co.za/event_details/1467

– R550 pre sold,2 day access. NO camping incl.
– R650 at the gate, 2 day access, NO camping incl.
• No credit card? Keep an eye on their Facebook and Twitter for cash sales points, or use Ticketbreak’s EFT services.

Campsite opens on Friday 15 March at 12:00 for campers. For non campers doors will open from 15:00.

PARTY BUSSESVan-Coke-Kartel

High Five Party Bus
– http://www.highfivepartybus.com/ram-fest.html
– http://www.facebook.com/events/339999349426156/

Hot Box Express
– http://www.hotboxexpress.com/

RAMfest on the interwebs:

I look forward to seeing you all at RAMfest 2013!

Lastly, as promised, a stupid joke:
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”

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