7 Reasons to Love Gingers

16 Apr

For some reason, gingers have become the, well, gingers of the world.
The senseless discrimination has gotten to such a point that I can’t even think of a more appropriate metaphor than just that.

And I think it is unfair.

I like gingers, and so should you.
Here’s why…

  1. Ginger friends will help you get laid
    It’s all about the odds.
    If you go out with 5 mates, you all stand a 1 in 6 chance of possibly getting some action. Insert a ginger into the equation, and the odds will tip in your favour. if you have 3 gingers… Well, you’ll have a 1 in 3 chance.
    [WARNING: Do not let the ginger-to-non-ginger ratio spiral out of control. I suggest no more than 1:1, as no girls would like to hang with your group if you are the only non-ginger]Ginger Convention
  2. Gingers can make magic happen
    Most good spells, curses, curse-liftings and beast-calmings require a virgin to be sacrificed. Now where are you going to find a virgin if you don’t know any gingers?virgin_sacrifice_3_by_iamhollywood
  3. Ginger friends will save you money
    Spray tan is expensive. Walking next to your ginger friend is free. You’ll look super tanned and best of all, natural.Ginger on Beach
  4. Enhanced Comedy Gig Experiences
    Going to a comedy night is fun. What is more fun, is if you are the focus of the comedian’s attention. What is even more fun, is if you’re sitting NEXT to the person who is bearing the brunt of the comic’s jokes. All the lulz, all the spotlight, none of the burn.Jimmy Carr
  5. Mealtime becomes me-time
    Tired of your friends stealing your chips, or asking for your last McNugget? Well, if you have ginger friends, all you need to do is start eating at Chicken Licken, and that problem will go away. Gingers are incapable of eating Chicken Licken.
    Chicken Licken is “Soul Food”.chicken licken
  6. Be Constantly Positive
    No matter how bad your day is, or how sad your life might turn out… You can always find solace in the fact that you are not ginger.Happy Homer.png
  7. Tragedies are Less Tragic
    9/11. Columbine. Tsunami. Earthquakes… People died, and that is tragic. On the plus side, statistically speaking at least SOME of those people had to have been ginger. So every cloud has a silver lining…ginger_bread_dead_by_alterrandrac

BONUS:

8. (And this is the only SERIOUS one) GINGER WOMEN ARE HOT!

 

Hot Ginger 00

 

Disclaimer: All the above (except nr 8), is obviously a joke.
I really don’t get why gingers are so “hated”, and I think it’s silly. Funny, but silly.
Bottom line: Don’t bully gingers. Laugh with them, not at them. If they can’t laugh with you, then perhaps it is better that you just laugh at them.

When you share this on FB or Twitter, be sure to tag your ginger friends…

One Response to “7 Reasons to Love Gingers”

  1. Stadler le Roux 16 April 2016 at 21:22 #

    Well, The Boss’ word is good enough for me: http://youtu.be/QvXpEb_YWzI.

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