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2 Ways How Not To Be A Loser

21 Nov

If you spend your time feeling like a loser, you are indeed doing life wrong.
Not to sound like a certain tiger-blood man, but life is about winning.

Thanx to everyone’s good friend, Jose Cuervo, you can now become a winner.

Sounds Wild WINAs part of their #Cuervolución campaign, they want to cuervoluciónise (don’t pardon the pun) your life by sending you to one of two awesome events!

If you reside in the general area of Gauteng, Cuervo has a couple of tickets to Sounds Wild to give away.
This is going to be a MASSIVE party. If you see me there, let’s do a shotski! If you don’t know what a shotski is, we REALLY must do a shotski, you know, for educational purposes.

For the Capetonian-ish people, my man Jose is offering you the opportunity to go to Synergy Live.
I really wish that I could be there for this one too, alas my hitch-hiking skills are up to shit.

Bombay Bicycle Club will be headlining both these events, and the entourage of South African bands serves not only to fill up the line-up, but super-enhance the party to a level that will make your soul bleed if you do not attend.

To enter either of these glorious competitions, go to Jose Cuervo’s Facebook Page. Hurry up, competition closes Monday 24 November 2014!


OMG, they’re gonna kill Kenny! [Win Tickets]

28 Mar

Kenny KuneneWell, not really. But they are going to roast him.

Kenny Kunene, according to Wikipedia, is a businessman from South Africa and Secretary-General of the Patriotic Alliance.
According to Comedy Central Africa however, he is the next SA famous-person to be roasted like a piece of flame grilled chicken.

Yes, I did just allude to the fact that this event is sponsored by Nando’s.  Now you know.

What caught my eye, was not so much the roastee (I mean, Kenny does politics, he doesn’t need anyone else to make an arse out of him. That’s what his career is for). What’s gonna make this roast stand out, is the interesting panel of roasters:

John VlismasJohn Vlismas
You haven’t been insulted until you have been insulted by this outrageously hilarious comedian.

Tumi Morake
According to her website, she is a “Comedienne – Actress – Writer – Academic – Mother – Wife”. After this roast, she can add chef to her little list.

Jack Parow
Afrikaans zefrapper, poet and prophet (yes, I do think he is all that) will no doubt bring in some Kommin Kaap to the mix. And by that I mean “Jou ma se p*es”.

Rian van Heerden
Controversial radio host and opinionist Rian will no doubt lend some shock value to the roast

PJ PowersP.J Powers
The legendary songstress was banned from radio and TV in the late 80’s. Let’s see if she can turn the heat up so much so that they ban her again…

Dineo Ranaka
Ok, according to me this radio/presenter is a very nice person. Seriously. Now, having seen my share of roasts, I know that it is quite often the nice ones that surprise you… #BURN

Somizi Mhlongo
Not sure if it will be him or his alter ego (Madame Gigi) doing the roasting. Either way, prepare for  some bitch slaps flying…

Khanyi MbauKhanyi Mbau
Coz every roast needs a hottie. Haha.






Now here’s the clincher:

Jimmy CarrYour Roast Master is one of my personal favourite comedians, the inimitable Jimmy Carr.
Everything this man does, is quite simply brilliant. From his stand-up shows and quiz shows to public appearances and (I’m sure) doing mundane stuff like tying his shoes, Jimmy is a genius. So when one of the world’s “most offensive” comedians is your roast master, you can be sure that it will be one to remember.


  • The Comedy Central Roast of Kenny Kunene Fired up by Nando’s
  • 3 April (Thursday)
  • 20:00-23:30
  • Lyric Theatre
  • Tickets: Computicket / Lyric Theatre Box Office @R700

To find out more about Comedy Central’s Roast of Kenny Kunene Fired up by Nando’s, check it out on Facebook or follow the fun on Twitter @ComedyCentralAFInstagram or Tumblr

Join the convo with the tag #RoastZA.

Kenny Kunene Roast


Simply tweet the following:

Hi ! I hope you meet  at ‘s  of Kenny Kunene . Can I win those tickets?

Other prizes might also be happening in the form of signed stuff, but you’ll know more about it when it does (watch my tweets).

Entries close Sunday 30 March 2014, 17:00.
Winner chosen randomly.

Jose Cuervo is giving away a signed Fender Guitar!

17 Sep

Yup, it’s true, Jose Cuervo has really gone all out.

Win a Fender with Cuervo

As I told you in a previous post, Cuervo has some more awesome stuff up for grabs.  This time round, #PartyAnimals like you stand the chance of winning a Fender electric guitar signed by The Hives , Alt-J and Skunk Anansie
For more info on how to ENTER THIS COMPETITION you can check out @JoseCuervoSA on twitter as well as Jose Cuervo’s Facebook Page.

A reminder, you can win tickets to Vodacom In  The City here.

Cuervo Party Animals


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